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Book Report:
The students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton, and to write book reports. One student turned in the following book report; with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton: Cost = $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica's
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let’s not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.
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