Joe - Story Game - verysexy

This is the completed Story Game of "Joe" that you all did an outstanding job in authoring. It's almost spring and the blossoms are appearing here and there throughout the area. Joe has decided that this year he's going to do what he's wanted to do for years. He's going to join in on the adventure of a lifetime. He pulled out his bag to begin to pack starting with his adventure hat and some goodies to eat.

He also decided to take his trusty cat Bottoms. Together they quickly got on a cruise ship to begin their Adventure of a Lifetime. Bottoms fell asleep so Joe started to unpack. Once everything was unpacked and put away, Joe realized that he had forgotten to bring along the most important things for an adventure like this. He had forgotten his magic rope, torchlight, navigator, and smartphone. Thank goodness he didn't forget the catnip. What's a trip without a little catnip?

Bottoms immediately ripped opened the catnip and then ran around the ship and got got eaten by a shark when he fell over board. Joe said, "Bottoms up" and the shark released the cat. Oi you have just tried to eat my Bottoms you nasty piece of work now go get me a towel to dry my poor scared Bottoms. Joe called for the captain of the ship and told him he was not happy about the whole shark situation and demanded to know what was going to be done about it.

The captain told him that he should learn to control his cat better! Joe was not very pleased with the Captain's comments. He marched off and later he went dinner at the captain's table and sat next to a very beautiful blonde woman. Discussing a few things, she asked him if he would like to come to her cabin for a night cap. He said I'm looking for adventure, but am happily married, but could you take my cat off my hands, my wife is allergic and I need to change the cat box and vacuum before she comes home tomorrow night with pizza and beer.

The beautiful blonde agreed to take Bottoms and Joe went home and waited for his wife to arrive with the pizza and beer. They had a wonderful evening and she never mentioned the absence of Bottoms. She didn't call him a jerk for going on a cruise either. She was just happy he came back home. Joe came to the realization that he's never going to have an Adventure of a Lifetime, but that's okay because he's a happy man.

Contributing authors (In order of appearance):

Rhonda of Alborn Adventures
Marg of Margs Animals
Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Caren of Dakota's Den
Driller of Driller's Place

Rajagopalan of Just Our
Rosey of Mail4Rosey
Kathe of It's a Snap!
Ron of TOTUS
Kismet of kylascott

Steve of bethere2day
Ann of Ann's Snap Edit and Scrap
Loren of ZoePhee
Joe of Cranky Old Man
Binky of Wombania

Tony of Tony in Tasmania

A great big THANK YOU to everyone that contributed to the Story Game. You are all awesome!